Description:
A degree in Industrial Engineeringbecause someone needs to be the Less Grinchy around here, and it sure isnt me
Minimum 5+ years building and maintaining ETL/ELT pipelines that slurp data from IoT meters, SCADA systems, and those dreadfully cheerful financial platforms
Experience crafting relational and non-relational databases/data warehouses robust enough to survive an avalanche off Mount Crumpit
The ability to build APIs and integrations so smooth they might actually make me smile. (Dont get used to it.)
Expertise performing data quality checks, anomaly detection, and reconciliation routinesbecause messy data makes my heart shrink even smaller
Proven experience deploying AI/ML models for forecasting, optimisation, and spotting anomalies faster than I can spot a Who caroler
Skills supporting financial and technical modelling A problem-solving mind sharper than my icicle collectionand hopefully less bitter
WHY YOU (UNFORTUNATELY) MATTER:
Because, much to my irritation, someone has to be smart enough to tame this unruly data. Youll be the one propping up operational excellence, driving energy innovation, and keeping all those ridiculously "good-for-the-world" projects alivewhile I sit back, scowl, and mutter under my breath about how annoying it all is.
APPLY IF YOU MUST!
Contact Chelsea Fisher on
19 Dec 2025;
from:
gumtree.co.za